Tuesday, October 9, 2012

You wanted it. You needed it. This year's blockbusters from beyond the looking glass.

The movie:

They say on the internet, nobody knows you’re made out of cups.  But T-Pain knows.  This summer (or autumn; we’ve made it autumn now, right?) prepare yourself the thrill ride you never even saw coming.  Action ActionLaughs LaughsExplosions Maybe.  

T-Pain stars in the BIG. GAY. CUP! Cup cup cup...

Coming soon to a theatre in Madagascar, perhaps.


And the sequel:


In a world without any cups, getting a drink of a water is only half the joke.  From the people who brought you the Big Gay Cup comes the sequel they never fully imagined (or even wrote down).  

This holiday season, T-Pain is... the BIG GAY LAUGH.

This time, the joke's on him.  (Well, once again, really.)


Might as well make it a trilogy:

First, he stumbled past the cataclysm of cups.  Then, his laugh inspired millions to quest for the mysterious lolz.  But can even he survive the terror that lurks past the City of Atlantic?  This summer, T-Pain returns and nose-dives cheek first into what may his final adventure ever.

The BIG GAY BRAWL.

Inspired by true events.

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