In a World Gone Write #1

I thought I'd start a new social commentary spoof series.  Welcome to "In a World Gone Write".

Hoping to outlast the recession, certain companies have taken it upon themselves to branch out into other industries.

New from Apple, creators of such high tech products as the iPod^TM and iPhone^TM, comes their latest product, the iCup^TM, intended for use by physicians’ offices and other medical practitioners.  This streamlined containment apparatus comes fully equipped with more than just your standard sterile walls.  Installed with out latest 8-megapixel iSight^TM camera (the same found on the iPhone 5) and Active-When-Wet Facetime app, Apple is proud to let the world know that when you go to the doctor, “I-C-U-P”.

Coming soon to app store, Apple’s mandatory iOS update with built in Penis Size Blackmail app.  Remember, buy our products or else.